"Where are you, Ray?" - "He’s in the wrong neighborhood."
CAN THAT BE A THING?? SEND THREE NAMES TO SOMEONE AND THEY SAY WHICH TWO THEYD KILL AND WHO THEYD PUT IN THE HOLE
I kept all the names & twitter handles of all the people who spoiled shit for me. And guess what, there’s two more books coming out. So you fuckers can expect a tweet from me in about the next 2 to 3 years. I can read fast (x)
"A little too much 4/20 on the mind. Maybe somebody was a little too blazed to do math."
the rooster teeth store and emails are so cute oh my god
i just got my shipping conformation and its like “your order has been shipped and its on its way to you! Start celebrating. Maybe buy a cake. You are soon going to be the owner of some amazing RT merchandise, you lucky dog.”